QotD: Survivor

If you were stranded on a desert island, what five people would you eat first?
Submitted by James Poling.

1.  The one who talked incessantly.

2.  The one who would not share his/her chocolate stash (but only when we were alone, and I'd bury the stash so no one else would know where it was).

3.  The one who did not acknowledge my obvious intellectual superiority.

4.  The one who was mean to children and animals and thought it was funny.

5.  The one who bathed regularly.

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This was a good one. I couldn't have come up with a better list. They all deserve to be eaten, and the order is precise.
Jus Me Again
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makes perfect sense
Mindy

Hey L! It's good to see you again.

Great list!

Luíseach

Maureen--I don't know. The one who bathes regularly would probably rate quite a bit higher... ;)

Jus Me Again--Obviously you are a woman of logical mind. Out of respect, I wouldn't eat you. (I'm sure this will be a great comfort!) :)

Mindy--Thank you. It's good to be back.

Solitary
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Lol... great list! Of course the bathing regularly doesn't have to be high on the list. You can always wash your food before you eat it, you know. Raccoons do it! When was the last time you saw a clean cow?
jhm
I prefer to read the question as 'if you were stranded on a dessert island what would you eat first?' mmmmmmddrrrifftingoofffffiiinnttttoooddeessssssssseerrrttlllaaaannnnddd
Luíseach

"...a dessert island"

Oh, now THAT would be a whole 'nother story!

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